Friday, June 13, 2008

Don't Do it =]

I've been noticing. Girls usually say they're fat(Even thin ones) and want to go for diet and everything. Well Its not a bad thing. But what bad is is like when a girl only eat biscuits or breads or whatever insufficient of nutrients that will not even keep me full for 10 minutes.

Well tell you what girls, Dont do it =]. Its not a bad thing being abit meaty. U eat when u hungry. U dont struggle all along without eating. Thats just life risking. Life>Appearance. So think about it all over again. Why bother want to be skinnier when u are already skinny(If applies) ? Its not like its gonna change much more difference. U dont want the bones to be visible =] That looks more disgusting to me. For example take the song , MIKA - Big girls are beautiful. LOL Thats a good song =]. So dont go too far. Its not worth it.

Have a nice day.

Edit : As for guys, some(or most) of them wants to be muscular. Well guys u can ! Just dont slack. You can do it =].

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Tick Tagged

Bored , Might as well talk about myself lol
Rules/Instructions: The selected blogger must say 10 things about themselves. Then tag 5 other blogger to do...
1. Im Single ( Secret Message )
2. Wants to save the world
3. Love himself but not in a dirty way
4. Stalker
5. Bill Gates
6. Likes anyone =]
7. 10 years old
8. Fat
9. Lame
10.Asian pride




I tag.....
1.Pikachu
2.Doraemon
3.Agumon

Have fun and have a nice day

Monday, June 9, 2008

Admit or Shame ?

Its 3 am .. I cant sleep and i got class at 8 am. Damn maybe i just need to write something b4 i sleep. So before i wrote this post, if u're under 18 dont bother reading it lol.

So basically, i had friends who gets embarassed easily. Like a case, i wanna argue, is when a group of friends talking, one tends to think "Oh, if i say that He watches porn, ppl will laugh at him" which is totally fucked up, and the person really did say so. So one of my friend got embarassed and got pissed off of that guy and like "Not being friend", yes a childish act, and start hating each other and so forth.

Brothers who out there got this problem, just face the fact u do watch porn. Noone will laugh at u. Just accept it! Be a man! Noones gonna say "Awww he watches porn, Hes dirty". No! Just admit u do. Fuck that guy up. I'm not either one of the person in the example, i'm just stating that dont worry if ppl say so about u, i admit myself. So what ? gonna handcuff me and throw me into jail ? Gonna sue me ? As if man. So brothers out there, do not fear. Noone will laugh at you.

Have a nice day.

P.s. Sorry for vulgars and pointless posts. Just feel like arguing.

Please ? Say sorry ?

Mannnn i'm too bored. Today i went to Canning college cafeteria for lunch. So basically i saw this guy was rushing or something i dont know. He knocked a girl like her shoulder and just went off. Hit and run =]... The girl was like pissed and also kept talking about it . (I dont know them).

So basically let me teach u some manners boy =] .... Say sorry. Noones gonna say sorry to you even if u knock someone u'll just leave ur reputation as a faggot. U dont just knock ppl and walk away.... Dont do it =], Plus its a girl at least look back at her and nod or something not just walk away without thinking. Poor girl=]....

Thats all i cant really argue about this.
Have a nice day.

Ps : Even if u see me post these types of blog entries, Does not prove i'm good. I'm not saying i am . =]

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Tagged ? T.T

Tag .... stupid =] tags - Tagged by Zhi yuen :P

1. At what age do you wish to marry?
-- Dont care, dont wanna know =] dont wanna divide my wealth LOL i'm stingy =]

2. Where will you go if someone sponsors you a tour ticket?
-- Henry's private toilet

3. If you could have one word that'll describe your mood right now, what would it be?
-- MILK GIVES ME DIARRHOEA!!!

4. Do you think money can buy happiness?
-- Yes to greedy people. Slap them they might think again

5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
-- Home for wenchuan(cant spell ? =]) or China earthquake victims =]

6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
-- Yes i can, human's meat tastes as good as chicken's

7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
-- My virginity

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
-- Sue myself for being so greedy

9. How would you describe the person u like *at the moment*?
-- Doesnt Exist

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you?
-- Very lovely young lady and also helpful =] Virtual sis lol

11. What are the requirements that you wish from the other half?
-- I got no clue what r u talking about.

12. If you could rewind time would you?
-- If i am Superman yes i would.

13. What's your ambition?
-- World's best engineer. =] dont play play

14. If you can teleport once, where would you go?
-- My toilet because i'm in a hurry.

15. What do you think is the most important thing study or love?
-- Making anyone happy is my job =]

16. If you could undo doing one mistake in the past, what would it be?
-- Made people sad :(

17. If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?
-- I believe that i like who i am and i'm happy this way =].

18. What music have you been listening to recently?
-- The song on my blog =]

19. What is the one thing you cannot do but you wish you could?
-- Saving the wish for later use lol.

20. What do you want to describe about life? [personal question]
-- Sometimes emo, sometimes good, sometimes bad. Life =] ups and downs =] Happy person trying to make everyone else happy =] lol

I tag- Anyone that is interested in this , if u are, i owe u one and also u have saved the day =] thanks . lol =]

Have a nice day.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Games ? Online ? People ?

So basically u got online games , eg. mmorpg , like ragnarok online , world of warcraft, dota battlenet, maplestory and so forth. People u met in there can either be bastards or good people. Let me talk about the bastards.

So basically u normally see people say "NOOBS!" "F%#$ you" or whatever those bad words. Noobs are those people who just got into the game and got no clue what to do and people usually say that because they are retarded in the game.

Let me tell u something to those people who do that. Fuck you =]... People in games can be "noobs" even i can and they take time to develop to be better. You bastards say that because u got no life playing too much. Why not let them play peacefully. U say that and they learned and start calling other ppl "noobs" which will totally ruin the peaceful atmosphere in the game =]. Plus swearing is just teaching little children in the game to swear as well =]. Just shut the hell up and play the game . If youre not happy how other ppl play, go kill urself. Be emo or whatsoever.

And readers, u also know when 2 parties start fighting over "something", they will act like "I'lll punch you" "meet me at this and that" "i got a gang there". Get a life=] no point getting into fight over something in virtual (E.g. Item in games LOL)

Have fun playing and no fighting.
Dont do drugs.
Take care =]

A Good tip for guys

HAhahahhaaha i've been thinking so much lately and i thought something that might bring a little tips to those brothers out there who read this.

You can see sometimes, in Lan cafes or so called cyber cafe, where people play games e.g. counter strike or Warcraft 3 for DotA and so forth. Some guys like to bring girls along when they play this. Dude! That is wrong. Dont think about yourself =] ... Bring your girlfriend somewhere to eat or somewhere to walk, Not sitting beside u and play ur game. You selfish bastards =]...i would do the same but i wont do it :P (Not lying).

Girls dont think "Oh sitting beside him playing game is so romantic" ... NEVER! So if you guys wanna keep ur girlfriend, bring somewhere else rather than playing games. This is a little tip to those who is doing what i've just said.

Go somewhere else, Shopping, Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Supper, Movie, hang out, WHATEVER! Not Lan cafe. I know shopping with girls can be boring. Bear with it brothers! You will get something out of it! Lol

Good luck and Have a nice day.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Appreciate who u are and what u are.

Theres this thing i just want to debate about. This is a big issue only to me =] ... i'm just pissed of what ppl say these days.

So basically i met this Malaysian girl who stayed in Australia since she was 5 years old or something. She, of course, have an Australian accent. There was this dinner held and i was with my friends and also she was there, brought by one of my friends. We in a group talked alot and however just like typical Malaysians dinner and also the way we talk, And you can say we're Asians by hearing the way we talk. Basically she somehow "complain" to the friend saying "They are so Asian" and "I feel like i'm Asian now".

Ok the problem goes here. Are you that proud by just staying in Australia for a long time? U're not even an Australian... Get a life. Try to respect urself and who u are. Even if u can speak fluent English u're still no Australian to me. Please... dont be racist. IF u wanna be like them, dont fucking complain so much. Its already good that we're ur friends and U dont have the right on controlling us on how we talk. We're proud to be Asians. Racism will not be tolerated.


Have a nice day.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Blarghhhhh

The title showed that i'm pretty much bored and also got nothing to write. Full stop.
The end.

Nah i'm just joking . i'm still thinking what to write here. Perhaps i'll give you readers to correct my sentences. Or play mah jong. Or chat? Or even posting nude pictures like what Steven said. Lol nahhhhhhhhh.

So basically i got a question popped out of my head. Have u ever wondered that u're thinking more matured than ur friends and u want more matured friends? Think again. There is no difference wether u mix with who. To me mixing with anyone is good. Noone should be biased. Someone told me he wanted a higher level of complexity of jokes. Well of course complexity in what ? We cant change an algebra into a joke right? Its all bullshit.

I'm sorry i just feel like debating =]

This whole thing doesnt make sense and i know i wasted ur time on reading this people LOL. Have fun wasting time if u wanna read this whole post again :P

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Tagged from Ndriea =]

8 Things i'm passionate about:
Girls
girls
more girls
and more girls
My computer
The internet
Mozilla firefox
The site that kids cant go but they still go.

8 Things I say or do too often:
Wassup
That girl is hot
That girl is cute
Mmmmmmm
Yummm
LoL
Did u do the assignment?
Haha

8 Things i've read recently:
School books
Blogs
*This*
Nothing else =]

8 songs i could listen over and over again:
There
are
too
many
to
list
them
here


8 Things i've learned last year:
Flirt
Sneeze
Cough
Hold Chopsticks
Use a computer
Fart 3 times in a row
i'm just kidding
Cant think of any =]

8 People I tagged:
Zhi yuen =] kekekeke
Swee kim
Anyone that has not been tagged with these questions =]

Monday, May 19, 2008

Comedy =]

Hey guys lol second post for the day . So this vid i'll be posting up is about Dave Chappelle as Tyrone Biggums in Fear Factor as parody. U'll love it hahahah its hell funny.

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So Dont try this at home. Btw Crack is a drug ppl smoke ... They're expensive and illegal lol.

Chapter 6: Loner

Woah ... another monday ... From 8.45 am to 8 pm at school .... Damnnnnnnnn It was a long long day :)...
So basically i got lots to do ... Just had my exam results.
Chem :83%
Maths: 75%
Phys :82%

Was satisfied with the results and i have a Report to hand in next week , a Last test for the unit in University and 10 random essays to hand in.. Yeah ! Lots of work.
Another thing is, Some people ditched(left) me. I think travelling alone in University at 8pm will be a scary thing due to the lights off and dark ... U might get mugged :) who knows lol.

Well i got a ride from Greggory , Thanks man!

It has been an awful day and i got not much to talk. Good luck to u guys.
Jing Jing :P, wish ur pretty sister happy belated birthday for me please =] ....Thanks.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Chapter 5 Version 2: Virus

So guys, Theres this problem occur-ed that this guy calls it "virus". Sometimes u record ur voice and it appears like it has some error on it which will close ur msn. I recorded my voice clip to a friend, he clicked on the voice clip which appears .... "play" when "p" appears in black font and "lay" appears in blue font. He clicked on it and the msn closed by itself. This is his reply.

*unicef BKI...made sum kickass Katsu Chicken says:
WTH
Si Monyet: Mr. Mcnabb, U're the best lecturer lol says:
ahhahahahahaah
*unicef BKI...made sum kickass Katsu Chicken says:
u sent me a virus?!

*unicef BKI...made sum kickass Katsu Chicken says:
DUDE! wat was that!
Si Monyet: Mr. Mcnabb, U're the best lecturer lol says:
wat was what
*unicef BKI...made sum kickass Katsu Chicken says:
the thing that made my msn close

*unicef BKI...made sum kickass Katsu Chicken says:
it was lyk msn has stopped wrkin
Si Monyet: Mr. Mcnabb, U're the best lecturer lol says:
virus
*unicef BKI...made sum kickass Katsu Chicken says:
wth!

Si Monyet: Mr. Mcnabb, U're the best lecturer lol says:
hahahahahaahahaahahahaahaha
Si Monyet: Mr. Mcnabb, U're the best lecturer lol says:
its okay man
*unicef BKI...made sum kickass Katsu Chicken says:
u're paying for repairs man

*unicef BKI...made sum kickass Katsu Chicken says:
u're gona pay for repairs
Si Monyet: Mr. Mcnabb, U're the best lecturer lol says:
roflmao
*unicef BKI...made sum kickass Katsu Chicken says:
lyk 3k
Si Monyet: Mr. Mcnabb, U're the best lecturer lol says:
what ?
*unicef BKI...made sum kickass Katsu Chicken says:
or sum shit
*unicef BKI...made sum kickass Katsu Chicken says:
its a nu comp!

Can anyone help him fix it ? Lol ... i laughed too much to help him.

And a test i took.

95 words

Speedtest

Chapter 5 : Discrimination

A lovely rainy day yet a great day to celebrate.
May 15 , Physics exam paper was taken and it is just discriminating because it was too easy. We celebrated ourselves KFC lol. The questions are like easy as cake and even year 10 can do them for me. Word. Easy, End of story =].

Thanks to Richard Ng , our new driver, from Malaysia who has just turned 20 yesterday and happy birthday Bro! Hes single and hes a cool guy! Go grab him =].

After had our KFC, me and my blak friend went to Kent Street Senior High, Our ex high school to meet some teachers. They were surprise to see us and ask how we r doing and we almost shat ourselves because they had some visitors, a professor and some women i dont know, and told about how good we ARE . ROFL. We are gonna be in the newsletter for kent Street as well if we go to the school again . LoL. Well A great day, no idea wether its a green day or not.

Have a great day. Signed off. Peace. Dont do drugs. Please keep reading this. Because i want to waste ur time. Thank you. Good bye. Good luck. Take care. Sayonara. Dont drink and drive. Dont drink and drown. Dont drink and study. Dont study too much. Have fun. Stay Classy.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Chapter 4 : Tag and Seek

The rules are:
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves
3. At the end of the post the player than tags 5 people and posts their names, than goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they done got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.

What was I doing 10 years ago (1998)?
1. Wrestle with my siblings
2. Trying to be Michael Jackson
3. Pokemon!(I think)
4. Digimon!
5. Doraemon!

5 Things on my to-do list today:
1. Study
2. Toilet
3. Exams
4. Flirt
5. Lol

5 Snacks I enjoy
1. Chu gu lik
2. Chocolate
3. Chokelat
4. Chukelat
5. Choco lik

5 Things I would do if I were a billionaire:
1. Get a new nose
2. Make sure it doesnt fall off
3. Create New Digimons
4. Bribe someone to make me a doctor
5. Bribe someone to pay me money

5 of my bad habits :
1. Sleep
2. Kentuts(fart)
3. Stingy
4. Like a monkey
5. Lame Jokes

5 Places I have lived:
1. Negeri Sembilan
2. Kuala Terengganu
3. Perth
4. Road Side
5. Someone's bed

5 Jobs I've had:
1. Part time husband
2. Teachers' cook
3. Stocktaker
4. ....
5. ....

5 people I tag:
1. Me
2. Henry
3. Renegadee
4. Henry Ong
5. sinsivedone.blogspot.com

Monday, May 12, 2008

Chapter 3 - Brothers ? =]

okay .. To all my friends who didnt know i made a video with couple of good friends in Perth. I'm gonna post it up next. This video is made around January 2008 because we were bored. To all who knows me out there can see which is me. Well i got some screwed up stuff in the video =] and my "shuffle" which looked very bad =] Well heres the video and have fun.
P.s I'm sorry that i might have not sent the link of this video to some friends, This vid is just for fun and for laughs of course =]Hope u enjoy watching this . Enjoy.

Chapter 3 - Cut scenes

What is a tag ? :|
Fill in the forms lol =[


INTRODUCTION

First Name - Henry
Nickname - Si Monyet , That dumb asian, "Charlie" from a random teacher
Birthday - April 12 1990
Birthplace - Negeri Sembilan
Time of Birth - 13:61 pm
Single or taken - Single
Zodiac sign - Horse ? =]

Your Appearance
How tall are you - 170cm =[
Wish you were taller - I hope so =]
Eye color - Black
Eye color you want - Dont think so ?
Natural Hair color - Extremely black

In The Opposite Gender
What color eyes - Any
What color hair - Any
Shy or Outgoing - Both =]
Looks or personality - Personality. Bonus for looks XD
Sexy or Cute - Cute =/
Serious or Fun - Neither
Older or Younger than you - Neither =]

This or That
Flowers or Chocolate - Chu gu lik
Pepsi or Coke - Neither =]
Rap or Rock - Neither
Relationship or One night stand - Relationship =]
School or Work - School
Love or Money - Love :P
Movies or Music - Music
Country or City - Any
Sunny or Rainy days - Rain :D
Friends or Family - Family>friends
Have you ever Lied - Yes i did, i'm sorry
Stole something - I think i did =]
Smoked - Never!
Hurt someone close to you - Yes, forgive me
Broke someone's heart - Yes, biggest regret =]
Had your heart broken -Sorry :P Confidential
Wish you were a prince/princess - Nope
Liked someone who was taken - Nah
Shaved your head - Nopes
Been in love -Yes i have
Used chopsticks - Yes but i cant catch a fly with a chopsticks...YET
Sang in the mirror to yourself - Yes and looked like an idiot.


Favorites

Flower - None
Candy - The White packets smell like medicine in a packet of junk food. Lol
Song - Jap or Korean
Scent - None
Color - None
Musical Instrument - None
Movie - None :D
Series - None =/
Singer - Epik high =]
Actor/Actress - The kidnapper who starred in "I not stupid" and fell asleep(Singaporean actor)
Word - Monyets
Junk food - I dont like them =]
Website - Here
Location - Place filled with friends =]
Food - Any food is good =]
Animal - Pokemon lol.
Ever cried over someone - I cant
Is there anything you wish you could change about yourself - My attitude
Do you think you're attractive - No =]
If you had to choose a fairytale as your life what would you choose - Mario
Do you play any sports - None =]

List (8) random facts about yourself and tag (some) people
1. I'm not emo
2. I love everyone
3. I'm sorry
4. Smells
5. Talkative
6. Jokes alot
7. Not offensive
8. Short =]

I tag.....:
1) Zhi Yuen
2) Steven Tan
3) Chin Chung

Have fun and have a great day.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Chapter 2.5 : A day we can never forget

Okay Its mother's day and hope u guys and girls dont forget (I did i'm sorry).
Happy Mothers Day and wish u people have a great family dinner if there is or wishing ur mother a happy mother's day its still good !

To all the mothers out there , Respect!
P.S I love you mom , eventho i dont have the guts to say it in real life.

Chapter 2 : Defeat

Ah yes Sunday, The gayest day ever. Well planned to do assignments and some study at Curtin Uni.
Me and my black friend planned to go Curtin at 2 pm but ended at 2 45pm. We did some studies for about 10 minutes and my friend got hungry for no reason. We stopped studying for some packets of chips. My friend finished his packet and i even had to give him mine!(It was his money aniways). So there you go, spending a day going to uni , study for 10 minutes and some chips.

The End.





























Theres more!

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So we chose to go to 3rd Floor of the Library and play chess instead. It was an interesting chess set. Some of the chessnuts(Whatever u call it rofl) were missing and there was some replacements(Paper chess). A creative idea indeed!
Heres 2 of the pictures.



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My chess set. U can see i have a pair of "dogs" instead of knights.



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My friend's Set. Pretty cool

The game began and i thought i was winning without losing any nuts(even pawns) but lost in the end. Sorry no screenshot for it because it would be terribly embarassing.
Flawless Victory(I didnt even win) to Flawless Defeat

Theres a lesson behind today. Never get too cocky before u finish the game. Gg

Have a good day.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Chapter 1 : Born

Henry, who jokes alot sometimes offends people without intentions. I don't really like writing like this but i hope this blog can actually send messages to those fellow brothers and sister out there =] I am pretty sure mostly who read this would have already known who i am. Firstly, welcome and this blog can be very boring =]. I'm Malaysian studied in Kuala Terengganu , now currently studying in Perth, Australia. Nice to meet you people who is reading this. Heres my warm welcome lol.


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